smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
now i know why i became what i already was.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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