I CAN MOONWALK!
you win again, gameday.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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