His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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