question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
