It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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