I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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