Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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