I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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