i think my mom watched the whole time
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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