OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
