I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
