Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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