It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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