thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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