Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I love having hate sex.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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