I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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