Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
