Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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