The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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