would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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