remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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