I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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