I can text with my tongue
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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