porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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