So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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