Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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