Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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