True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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