just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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