So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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