No stitches, just platelets and will power
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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