I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
