Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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