also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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