I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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