I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Quick, to the slutcave!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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