btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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