Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
