You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
