Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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