So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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