we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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