how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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