Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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