just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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