cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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