I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Drake has all the answers
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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