I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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