im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He did a backflip because drugs
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