How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
