Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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