You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
